Homer Simpson

D'oh. I'll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

BRIDGET BREENHomer Simpson, Cartoon

Helen Keller

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.

PHILIP QUIRKHelen Keller